"In mummy movies, people bite the dust, but the dust bites
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little
temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
"Most people will agree that most people are stupid."
—E. Paul Durrenberger
"Peace is not just the absence of violence; it is the presence of
"Doomed to a life of middle-management due to a lack of opposable
—Luray Richmond commenting on one of her cats
"What people really need is a good listening to."
—Mary Lou Casey
"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."
"Conservatism makes no poetry, breathes no prayer, has no invention;
it is all memory."
—Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
… A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have
—Willow to Riley on Buffy the Vampire
"Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers."
"If you can't beat 'em, arrange to have them beaten."
"The world needs fewer cynics and more skeptics."
"There are seven sins in the world: wealth without work; pleasure
without conscience; knowledge without character; commerce without
morality; science without humanity; worship without sacrifice;
politics without principle."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."