"In mummy movies, people bite the dust, but the dust bites back." —Aaron Allston

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." —Benjamin Franklin

"Most people will agree that most people are stupid." —E. Paul Durrenberger

"Peace is not just the absence of violence; it is the presence of justice." —Aram I

"Doomed to a life of middle-management due to a lack of opposable thumbs." —Luray Richmond commenting on one of her cats

"What people really need is a good listening to." —Mary Lou Casey

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver." —unknown

"Conservatism makes no poetry, breathes no prayer, has no invention; it is all memory." —Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.  …  A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!" —Willow to Riley on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers." —Voltaire

"If you can't beat 'em, arrange to have them beaten." —George Carlin

"The world needs fewer cynics and more skeptics." —Bob Quinlan

"There are seven sins in the world: wealth without work; pleasure without conscience; knowledge without character; commerce without morality; science without humanity; worship without sacrifice; politics without principle." —Mohandas Gandhi

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." —Groucho Marx